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The sexiest most incredible, hottest, lovable, knowing, trying, happy thing in the entire world. I want to bang him. in the stolen words of someone who was talking about Rupert Grint, He will father my babies!"
1: Whatcha readin?
2:Harry Potter.
1: Orgasmistic! i want him to father my babies.
2: Can you have sex with a book?
1:The character, retard.
2: O. What about the actor?
1: :)
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Harry Potter is the best thing that this world has ever seen, it is a thousand times better than Twilight, as Twilight is just stupid and annoying, it should be arrested for the crime of sucking. Whereas Harry Potter is simply fantastic and is the best thing ever
WOW! HARRY POTTER is WAY better than Twilight and everything else that is in this world!
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The greatest series of books ever written with seven delicious parts. The series, written by J.K Rowling, is reminiscant of jesus christ himself.
Jeannette! I just read Harry Potter seven and now treat it like a bible!
Nicole! Harry Potter makes me want to blow my load.
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'cock and balls.' Nixon, like Richard Nixon- Dick. Potters is from Harry potter- harry balls.
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The Potter Pals is a famous video on youtube that has been spread to myspcace. The Potter pals is a video starring Snape, Dumbledore, Ron Weasly, Heriome Grangery, and Harry Potter. They all sing there names at the same time.
Snape Snape salvara Snape.reapeatDumbledore!same time
The Potter Pals.
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Person 1: You know, a lot of people have likened the emerging Twilight series to the glory of the Harry Potter series.
Person 2: It's time for the rapture.
book series that is an entertaining read, but not all that original, and kind of a degrassi-like fantasy series.
read lord of the rings if you wanna see ORIGINAL stuff about things more important than who's goin out with who.
friend: dude wormtail is a jerk! he sold out harry potter's parents!
me: well rowling is a jerk because she took him from wormTONGUE, the creepy assistant to saruman in lotr. and longbottom was a hobbit weed before it was neville's last name, and aragorn was a king before aragog was a spider, and dumbledore was a creature killed by bilbo before it was a wizard dude.
friend:...shit.
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