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When a male or female takes an unusally large dump which looks like a sub-marine, then freezing it, and later using it as a dildo on their partner, to let it melt slowly inside of them :(
Well my sick ass friend told me that he was going to use the Russian Pipeline one day, then cracked up laughing because it was the sickest thing ever!
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A song by a bad lip reading making fun of Michael Bublé havent met you yet
did you hear the new song by Michael Bublé
no
will its called Russian Unicorn and it ROCKS
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While fucking her take out a lighter and light her pubes on fire. When her pubes are on fire, punch her in the nose and use her nosebleed to put out the fire.
"Dude I gave her a Russian Fireman last night and she slapped me."
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drinking vodka with your cereal of choice
"dude i got hammered of my Russian breakfast, I had fruit-loops."
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A mixture of Coke, cranberry juice and vodka mixed to take the appearance of blood.
Jim sat down at the bar and ordered a Bloody Russian.
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When a group of people pour their left over alcohol into someone's shoe and then someone drinks it out of the shoe.
Man last night i hated drinking that russian boot. i wish i hadn't lost the bet.
That russian boot tasted like poop
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A Russian who walks around looking down at their phone nearly missing walls and other objects like a Roomba
John is a Russian Roomba
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