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A Sausage Dog is a Dachshund. (you know the dog that looks like a sausage with legs)
dude: woh look a sausage dog, dam they are long.
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A hot tub or swimming pool filled only with men.
Damn, bro, sausage soup again. Let's go find some pie.
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A potted meat considered fine dining in Alabama when consumed in quantity with the resulting breath odor being much prized in attracting potential marriage partners; sometimes served at family gatherings with tragic results.
Jarleen, don't give DeWaine no vienna sausages for dinner until he finishes his homework conjugating them Latin verbs.
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A readily available remedy for a sore throat that a man carries with him at all times. The sufferer simply inserts the man's penis into her/his mouth and awaits the rush of medicinal goodness that's sure to cure even the most severe of sore throats*.
*May cure any number of other ailments.
Corey complained that her throat was sore, and Jon offered her a sausage lozenge.
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Often abbreviated to P.S, this originates from the strong resemblence of a males small penis to a party or cocktail sausage. The wrinkly nature of the foreskin which covers the majority of a 2"flacid penis shares a similar texture and appearance to that of the small sausage.
"Check out his Party Sausage!"
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a creative & humorous substitute for the word shit
-Man, I never miss a shot at beer pong... i just get landed with terrible partners every time!
-That is a load of BOOTY SAUSAGE! I saw you air-ball at least twice that last game!
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A gentleman's reproductive trouser apparatus; see 'custard cannon'.
Her flange was so loose she barely felt his man sausage.
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