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Every modern society will eventually create zombies and end itself in a fiery, brain-eating apocalypse.
Why are you experimenting with super soldiers. Don't you remember Scott's Law?
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To be dancing with a female at a party as a male, and start having manual sex with said female against a wall.
"Dude, this chick was grinding on me so hard at that party, I just had to dirty Scott that bitch. It was fucked up."
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1. a villain in Scott Pilgrim
2. an annoying user on xat with ID ShangDynasty who sexually god mods and is obsessed with sex, unknown why he has friends.
(1.) {No sentence available}
(2.) Stop it Nega Scott!
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Star of the gayest show on Television, "Scott Baio is 57 and still single because he is the biggest TOOL on the planet."
Elmer: "Have you seen that new show on VH1?"
Morty: "Yea, the one with that former childstar, Scott Gayo, ooops, I mean Scott Baio"
Elmer: "Yes, that's it. Do you like it?"
Morty: "I'd rather watch ice melt, that guy is a whiney ass beeeeotch!!"
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Radio 1's drive time dj and the best dj on the day time line up, well loved for his funny banter with Chappers and hilarious features such as "Flirt Divert" and "Oh What's Occuring"
"you know its nearly home time when you hear Scott Mills' voice. What a legend!!"
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Doomed Governor of Wisconsin who dropped out of college and is trying to end public unions ability to collective bargain. This, of course, doesn't sit well with the mostly progressive state, who, for some reason, forgot they were progressive and voted the tea bagger in in the first place...you get what you voted for...now Walker's approval rating is in the 30's. Also has only one facial expression and looks a little like Droopy Dog.
Tea-bagger - "God Bless Scott Walker! He's going to get rid of those commie unions once and for all."
Rational Person - "I thought the tea-party was about freedom...what's more free than being able to bargain with your employer over safety, wages, and benefits."
Tea-bagger - "Well unions support democrats, and we know they're all Communist Marxist Nazis, Glenn Beck says so."
Rational Person - "I see why Scott Walker wants to cut education, it'll keep him in office producing tools like you."
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1. One of the most fetid and painful farts that humankind emits. Starts off as a loud, noisy blast, then quickly dwindles into silent, hot burning gas out of a person's anus.
2. A long, smelly, very foul fart that is usually accompanied by diarrhea.
"Clear the room! Somebody just Scott Baio'd!"
"I ate so many prunes that I got an attack of the Scott Baios."
" Hey, Guys! Let see if I can produce a blue flame when I Scott Baio!"
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