when your piss hole sticks together after sex causing your pee to come out at every angle
Dani- OMG you pissed all over the bathroom floor
Larry- sorry i had semen dick
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Any girl that objectively gives blowjobs to every guy in a group over a routinely over a period of time.
You are never goona believe it. I just got a BJ from Denise. Settle bro we all have, she a true Semen Demon.
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James.
James is a captain.. and a seaman... therefore he is captain semen.
captain semen is the best captain ever!
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A vagina. The word originated from confusion over what Seagate meant.
Awww yeah, I'm gonna back up 50 terabytes to that semen gate.
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When you blow your load in the girls mouth and she then spits it at the ceiling fan on the highest speed setting, spraying semen across the entire room.
Ted blew his wadin Debbie's mouth but it backfired after she treated him to a semen sprinkler instead of swallowinglike a good girl.
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One who lustfully gobbles the Semen
Example: Your mom
She took our loads like it was her job. I could see it in her eyes. A real life Semen Demon.
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