The most sexiest anime character
Shrek Chan #1
The ugliest whore of the group. One of which you can only chase away with pitchforks and torches.
Tbone did you see that Shrek-a-whore. Gather the towns people so we can burn that bitch before she eats someone.
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a sexy mother fucker and a hot as fuck donkey
person 1:did you see shrek five it just came out
person 2:did you see the sexy mother fuckers shrek and donkey
person 1:he'll yea
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When you peel back all of shrekβs layers youβll find, shrek wes.
Oh! Fuck! Shit! Bitch!
Young Shrek Wes and what are you doing in my swamp?! (ching-ching)
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Used to describe an extremely disgusting foot with toe fungus.
Man: βYaβll see Vishnu the other day?β
Other Men: βYeah, that fag had fuckinβ shrek feet!
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when donkey squeeze da little tiny shrek and says get shreked to the shrek, but a bigger shrek punches the internet causing the rule of three to happen and all garden gnomes go hide in barrels
"OOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWHHHHHHHHZZZZZZAZAZAZBUUUUUUURRPPPPPAAAAAAAA SHREK COMPULTION IS HAPPENING" said the little boy seeing donkey squeezing da tiny shrek
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Shrek strudel refers to the bulbus green rod that hangs betwixt any oger's hairy ass legs. At the base is normally a throbbing wad that smells of onions and under cheese.
I was playing lord of the rings when an oger appeared and crushed me with it's shrek strudel.
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