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Trailer Park Lawyer

A person with no legal training or education who argues with authorities about their rights or laws using their opinions or incorrect information that has no legal legitimacy. They are often seen on reality shows like "COPS", or in viral videos ranting about "their rights" or how police can't search their car or that they have some legal right to go into their ex's house to retrieve property.

That lady was such a "Trailer Park Lawyer" when she said that she had the right to take the neighbor's moped because he took the pot plant out of her back yard!

by buzzojoe October 6, 2017


Trailer Park Kardashian

A woman with a trailer park income and way of life with the self entitled rude attitude of a Kardashian

That woman is a Trailer Park Kardashian.

by Richie Mousai September 12, 2013


Minnesota Trailer Hitch

A blowjob with suction so vicious it would be able to take the chrome off of a trailer hitch, making your dick look like a trailer hitch in Minnesota (which for some reason are all stripped of chrome), dull and lusterless.

"Dude that chick gave me a Minnesota Trailer Hitch last night, I think it may have blown up bloodcells in my dick!"
"Why didn't you say sooner?! I'll grab the ice!"

by TrailerHitched November 18, 2015


trailer park tan

A skin tone that is sometimes mistaken for a real tan, but is actually just congealed grease & dirt from not bathing.

I went to middle school with this guy who showed up every day with the same sleeveless Megadeth shirt on with unkempt hair, and he had the most glorious trailer park tan that I had ever seen. Even a power washer couldn't clean him up.

by EasyNCheesy July 12, 2020


trailer park screwdriver

A drink where someone drinks from a bottle of vodka and chases it down with orange juice due to the lack of cups.

I got so drunk last night from those trailer park screwdrivers!

by McCrackdaddy March 25, 2020


Trailer park rose

A beautiful woman that was blessed with beautiful looks by the good graces of God looking for a way out of the trailer park by a man with a little bit of money

I was sitting in the bar and in walked Daisy, the trailer park rose, wanting me to take her home.

by Ttttttttdogggggg June 26, 2016


Trailer Park Granite

Slang for cheap epoxy coating that is supposed to look like natural stone.

"Nice counter top, is that marble? Nah, it's trailer park granite."

by IanLocks May 21, 2020