A person who lacks any and all ambition, motivation, or work ethic and radiates a complete sense of entitlement.
If that guy worked as much as he talked he might be all right but he just thinks he's entitled to a paycheck, what a Howell turd.
A person who(while at work) retreats to the latrine to send text messages from their cell phone, while turding.
Mike always grabs his phone before heading to the stalls. An obvious sign of a Turd Texter.
"Hey look Bob, there's a turd missing from your shit collection! Another TURD BURGLARY, another day!"
A person who is as irritating as the hot acidic dump you take the morning after too many jalapenos on your nachos.
If that flaming turd even speaks to me today Im going to scream!
In a public restroom, when someone looks through the side of the door in order to find out whether there is someone dropping a turd or not.
The person inside the stall usually makes eye contact with the peeker and then everyone feels awkward.
guy 1 tries to open the door
guy 2 im in here!
guy 1 peeks through the side of the door to make sure there is really someone there.
guy 2 hey stop turd peeking
AWKWARD!!
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n. A collection of many smaller sized turds, generally resultant from drinking too many cheap beers, such that after a bowel movement, the bottom of the bowl resembles a still of bison moving across the plains.
Wow - I had way to many Golden Anniversary's last night. Right after breakfast I dropped quite a turd herd.
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