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howell turd

A person who lacks any and all ambition, motivation, or work ethic and radiates a complete sense of entitlement.

If that guy worked as much as he talked he might be all right but he just thinks he's entitled to a paycheck, what a Howell turd.

by Phatea October 23, 2018


Turd Texter

A person who(while at work) retreats to the latrine to send text messages from their cell phone, while turding.

Mike always grabs his phone before heading to the stalls. An obvious sign of a Turd Texter.

by Vern_O February 22, 2009


turd burglary

One who burgles turds.

"Hey look Bob, there's a turd missing from your shit collection! Another TURD BURGLARY, another day!"

by Cronic Christoph November 16, 2017


turd birth

The process of taking a shit

It took Eric ten minutes to complete his turd birth.

by lawatson5 February 3, 2011


Flaming Turd

A person who is as irritating as the hot acidic dump you take the morning after too many jalapenos on your nachos.

If that flaming turd even speaks to me today Im going to scream!

by youloveit423 March 9, 2012


Turd Peeking

In a public restroom, when someone looks through the side of the door in order to find out whether there is someone dropping a turd or not.

The person inside the stall usually makes eye contact with the peeker and then everyone feels awkward.

guy 1 tries to open the door

guy 2 im in here!

guy 1 peeks through the side of the door to make sure there is really someone there.

guy 2 hey stop turd peeking

AWKWARD!!

by UrbanDictionatian May 3, 2009

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turd herd

n. A collection of many smaller sized turds, generally resultant from drinking too many cheap beers, such that after a bowel movement, the bottom of the bowl resembles a still of bison moving across the plains.

Wow - I had way to many Golden Anniversary's last night. Right after breakfast I dropped quite a turd herd.

by Justice April 23, 2005

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