Take A Smokey

to take a HUGE crap!!

As in the movie "Friday" when smokey had to take a huge crap but he couldn't find a place to do it, so he went on the side of the house.

"mayne them beans messed my stomach up! i need to take a smokey!"

Take a DAVITT

When you get back from an out-of-town vacation and you take the following day off from work. Take a DAVITT (Day After Vacation I Take Time).

We got back from Florida on Thursday but I didn't want to work on Friday, so I had to take a DAVITT.

take a squirt

to urinate or take a piss

My teeth were floating... I had to pull over and take a squirt

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take turns

(of two or more people) do something alternately or in succession.

We take turns on the night shift

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Take place

To happen. Generally used for events like parties and celebrations.

The rock concert will take place in the main square.

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take care of

To take care of. action. in other words, give a blowjob, handjob, or to shag. Meaning to give sexual pleasure.

Matt to Abi: Love, you've been teasing me all night, the least you could do is take care of me.

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take the cum

When you fail badly at something.

Person 1: Susan has her driving test today.
Person 2: I hope she doesn't take the cum.

Person 1: How was your math test?
Person 2: I really took the cum on that one.

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