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The most freakish VP candidate in US history.
Everyone: How the fuck do you even think about putting tampons in boys bathrooms?
Tampon Tim's voters: Children will die without blocking puberty and genital mutilation! I know what's best for children, after all.
Everyone: Be more honest.
Tampon Tim's voters: I am a pedophile.
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The way MAGA republicans salute a 24 year retired Army veteran Tim Walz
Support the troops! The biggest republican hoax ever
Democrat- I love Vice President Tim Walz! He is such a great family man and honorable veteran.
MAGA nutcase- tampon tim!? that guy is stolen valor , I don't even think he ever really served in the military! JD Vance is a better pick for VP!
Democrat- 24 years of military service is a lot more than Bone Spurs Trump
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A Tampon Raft is a scandoulous ass cheating ex girlfriend or just a shitty heartless woman who walks all over you.. A Tampon Raft is the female version of the male "Douche Canoe"
That bitch has been sleeping with my best friend behind my back... Shes a fucking Tampon Raft !!
A game you play with you sister. You take the wrapper off the tampon and hit your sister with it. It's like Star Wars except with tampons.
Hey you wanna play Tampon Wars?
HELL YEAH
A person who eats (a) women (woman) out whilst they currently have a tampon inside in.
What people will ask you if you're freakin' out.
"Geez Johnny, who lit the fuse to your tampon?"
"Shut the hell up, Frank."
a friend that cleans up the mess you made when your at your worst. everyone has one.
Me: This bitch is flippin' all over my facebook status about how i fucked her boyfriend.
Tampon friend: I'm on it honey, slut will wish she never existed