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A phrase describing the direct correlation between the number / eccentricity of attractive tattoos and the emotional instability and un-datability of a hot person.
Yeah Jessie is hot but she’s really high on the tattoo ratio so don’t get your hopes up.
I have done a lot of thinking about what tattoo I want and I finally have the answer. The tattoo that I want is a DAISIE. For the longest time, I’ve wanted a single daisy tattoo. For the last couple of months, I have done so much research to figure out what the meaning of daisies is but none of them stood out for me. I didn’t like the meaning other people have made for them. So, I decided to create my meaning for this magnificent flower. Something about this specific white simple flower comforts me. When I zone out in class or get very anxious all of a sudden, I always find myself drawing daisies in my workbook, it calms me. I’d like to think if I get it tattooed, I’ll have it on me forever and every time I look at it it’ll calm me down and reassure me that everything is okay. Because sometimes my thoughts take over, and I can feel my anxiety taking over, my hands start shaking, my heart starts pounding and I start hyperventilating. In conclusion, this is my meaning behind daisies, it’s calming to look at and to draw. And for some reason, they just are “happy” flowers. Normal and easy to find.
When I look at daisie tattoo's it calms me.
Psoriasis. It's a skin disease that is definitely no fun. Your arms tend to like somewhat similar to salami.
Hey baby you want some of that salami tattoo?
The whore gave me a salami tattoo.
a popular, yet highly condemned, body aesthetic personal choice, which people use to show off, express their creativity, deal with traumatic events, or fix temporary whims and boredom.
basics: a needle goes into your skin repeatedly, to make a tear and get non-toxic (desired) ink inside. ideally, you do this tattoo thing once, then you move on to another patch of skin, unlike with botox (toxic) or other skin procedures (radio/high frequency, microneedling, peelings, etc.) that work on the basis of they destroy your skin and/or other cells and you need to use up some telomeres and eventually stem cells to heal yourself, procedures that you end up doing over and over in your life. yes, to look better, and yes, you heal, and yes, right now humans don't reach the maximum potential of their genetic lifespan anyway to feel a reduction, and miss those stem cells, so why not? better to focus on protecting your heart, and donating to research for cancer, and other bad things.
if done in truly sanitary conditions, tattoos are not that bad for the body, unless there's something off with the ink, or you choose to remove the tattoo, breaking the ink apart into small-small toxic particles that will then all get absorbed into the bloodstream. health hazard! good luck kidneys! and not only. so choose wisely. ideally you should not have it removed.
wouldn't it be nice instead to have this ink be nutrients for the body, so that you kinda get a vitamin boots when you wanna change things up?
naysayer: tattoos are bad, but i use a derma roller to keep my skin looking young and fresh.
Doug: i smell a bit of a hypocrite here.
She got a big tattoo of Elvis across her chest and said that if she squeezed certain muscles, it looked like he was karate chopping her tits. She's the kind of gal that should be taken into custody as quickly as possible. The other that said the Queen of Denmark was using her vagina or spleen to deliver Anti- Semitic soup recipes to the commercials, she can stay.
Getting plowed in the booty with a sandpaper dingdong
I wanna get plowed in the booty by a sandpaper dingdong. (Tattoo).
A drawing in ink on someone's skin.
The girl that got a new tattoo and explains what it means when she flexes certain muscles, some people might think she is killing it, as they call it, but in reality if you don't take a girl like that in to custody quickly, a lot more people that don't really need to die will die over stupidity.