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abbreviation of bobvious...a pedantic individual who seeks recognition by splitting hairs over the most minor gramatical or logical error. does not realise noone likes a smartarse. due to personality is generally unsuccesful with ladies but not for want of trying...sleazy does it. likes girls with hippo hips as they present a larger target for his greasy tail and their cute little trotters fit better into his wellies for that...'noone gets away from mr tumnus' booty fuck. stares like hes trying to read a newspaper in another solar system. q' what does bob bring with him on the secod date?....a' everything....if u know him hes probably sat shirtless on your sofa trying to get next to your missus RIGHT now!
jo, i'm hurt, how can u not remember bob!!!
coz ur bobnoxious............bobviously
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That one guy that everybody has heard of but not many people really know him. He tends to be stupid when he attempts at humor, and his failed attempts at amusing a crowd end up amusing them more than he planned. He fails, but it's funny, so isn't afraid to fail again.
"Did you see that guy fail at his backflip and break his neck?"
"Yeah, what a Bob, haha."
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You piece of shit you just wanna DEFINE Bob, wow he will fuck your shit though the god dang multiverse whilest fuck ur gurl and removing your cock and after that he will bite you cock like a dorito taco bitch
Jay: oh shit I called bob a bed name
Jill: just and yourself it will be less painful
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Verb- To add up a golf score card without consideration for the principles of any known mathematics.
Kyle bobbed the scorecard and I finally broke 100.
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bob is a wasteful person and will most likely be homeless he has a lower IQ than a kevin if you see a smart bob kill them immediately because there most likely planning to make kfc run out of chicken again or hacking everyone's nocia bricks so truly evil but he can only be killed by zoomer humor because all bobs think millennials are stupid and cant do anything another possible way is to say ok boomer to him.
look at that bob
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you and someone else know a bitch yes? why not bond over it. become friends by BOB.
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