Clock Method

A method for fingering: using an imaginary clock to turn your finger inside the pussy. For instance 3 o'clock, 6 o'clock, back to 3, back to 6.

I used the clock method on her, she loved it.

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clock watcher

a person who is bored during sex that they watch the clock to see how long it takes to finish.

"So how's your new girl? "Man I got to ditch this chick as she's a real clock watcher!

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Clock Block

A subcategory of cock block. Things are about to get spicy, but then there isn't substantial time to get it in.

Also sometimes used to refer to not being able to see a clock. However, this is not the appropriate usage of the word, and should be discouraged.

Jim- "Stacey and I were about to go all the way, but then I realized I had practice in ten minutes."
Henry- "Man, you got clock blocked."

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Hang a clock

A Canadian expression used to describe urination.

I drank too many beers. I should hang a clock before I drop it on the floor.

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Raspberry Clock

The friendliest clock, Raspberry loves to take time out of his busy schedule to show how much he cares for everyone on Newgrounds.

Rasberry is so cool.

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beat the clock

Beat the clock is a great, although difficult game to play. When fucking a girl from behind, you pull out a knife and stab the girl. You then have to fuck her hard enough to "beat the clock" and cum before she dies.

I was playing beat the clock with some whore last night but she died before I could nut. Now I've got mad blue balls.

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monkey clock

a game in rhythm heaven that RTgame is horrible at

RTgame after playing monkey clock: is there a rhythm hell?

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