term used by office workers for sandals in order to be able to wear them in the office
Your feet get all hot and sweaty? Well then you need well ventilated dress shoes!
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A deadly riposte, whereby you lunge verily with yon weapon, under the hem of the enemies skirt (man-skirt if applicable) and prod your tool against their lower regions.
This often causes confusion, arousal, fright, projectile vomiting, or a counter-attack with the nut suck poking fuck
Man 1 - Why hello there! What fine weather we are having today!
Man 2 - WHAT YOU SAY! A REVENGE ON YOU! *man 2 uses under the dress vagina press on man 1*
Man 1 - OH NO I AM DEAD
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A phrase used instead of calm down, take a chill pill, or relax.
Dude my cat is missing!!!
Dude it'll be fine, "Don't shit your dress!"
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Halloween. That blessed day that occurs once a year when every young woman knows she can get away with dressing just as sluttily as she wants. Characterized by drunken parties, slutty costumes, fishnet pantyhose and lots of tipsy girls lurching around in hoochie heels they obviously don't know how to walk in. Thank you, American costume industry!
I fucking love Dress Like A Slut Day! You get candy and dick all at the same time!
Dress Like a Slut Day is awesome! You hang out at the bars with all the drunk Nightshift Nurses, Slutty Schoolgirls, French Maids, and Naughty Cops tottering around in their slutlettos. Then you pick one up and bang her!
Dress Like A Slut Day lets me dress the way I wish I could every day...
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An ugly, often old has been, who's trying to look sexy by wearing a short skirt and make up, making a small improvement from the accident she had with the ugly tree
'Ere, Bri, you seen that old bird in accounts in that short skirt? Aye, mutton dressed as dog dirt
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A type of Roblox avatar: particularly pretty.
Dang bro. Thar Roblox Man In a Maid Dress is so hot.๐ฅต
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Another word for creampie. Heard it from Very Bad Jojokes on Youtube.
She got Ranch Dressing in the Hidden Valley.
Ranch Dressing in the Hidden Valley is what she got.
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