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Noun: (person,place,thing ); Humble as is content, very quick fiery intellect so D(eep) that passion comes from shy of the soul; A hearts technician.
Who needs a white knight, I want me that Jeremy allen.
Guy with a sub 4” penis and abnormally large head. Derives pleasure from women, and secretly men, penetrating his anus with objects ranging from dildos to television remotes to unclean hands. Notwithstanding desire to commit gay sex acts swears by his heterosexuality, often times overcompensating by saying things like “guy” and “yup” and “I see one deer dude.”
I shouldn’t have slept with that guy last night, he was smaller than my pinky and kept asking for it in the ass. What a Jeremy Davis.
A man who is extremely smart and has a huge penis that all women want but can't have because he is in a relationship.
Damn I wish I could date Jeremy Kalina but he is in a relationship.
An average actor who lost his hair line at an above average rate
"I'm so thankful I have more hair than Jeremy Piven"
Sexy with large penis and
Jeremy Hawkins is sexy and has a largest penis
Market Beater. Professional. Meticulous. Always looking for product market fit. Leverage is the word of the month.
He is such a Jeremy Zhang.
Someone who will accompany your sad night with his extremely fantastic song.
On this rainy night, I will open my Spotify and hit Jeremy Zucker's album, then cry overnight.