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The pasta a short person Accidentally brings up in a conversation when you are trying to impress a fat Italian man with your knowledge of his culture But utterly fail
Fat Italian man: what is your favourite pasta
Short person: Ritoviti is amazing
Fat Italian man: YOU ARE A DISGRACE TO MY CULTURE
An average actor who lost his hair line at an above average rate
"I'm so thankful I have more hair than Jeremy Piven"
To cover your penis in peanut butter and proceed to having sex with the opposite sex ( or the same we don't judge)
"Man I just gave that girl a good peanut-n-chill"
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The offspring of having sex on top of Pyramid Dressed as a Pharaoh and a Peasant
Person 1: oh my god your baby is so cute
Person 2: thank you we conceived him in Egypt, he's a Jutui.
When you dive at a public pool from at least 7 meters high while holding a man named Tom who is at least 210 pounds and wearing a red shirt
Person: look up there those guys are about to jump
Person 2: no, heâs holding 210 pound Tom In a red shirt....they are doing a divdaggi
Acronym for extreme cum volcano. Which is Blowing more than 200ml of cum
"Dude Johnny said he had a XCV last night and his Girl ate all of it and chocked"
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When a white man goes to a Indians man house and steals his pot of butter chicken and 4 pieces of roti
Indian man: wow Iâve made such a nice dinner
(White man sneaks in)
Indian man: OH NO donât hurt me
(White man takes butter chicken and 4 pieces of roti)
Indian mans wife: husband did he hurt anyone
Indian man: no he did much worse.......he committed rihydaw