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a sandwhich with tuna fish on it
im hungry ill have a sandwhich
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This is an urban legend at a high school in New Jersey. Supposedly, one boy, a freshman, was smoking pot, and did not have any money for his "pot food." Meanwhile, another boy, a sophomore, had a sandwich and ate half. He was no longer hungry. So desperate, the freshman asks the sophomore, "Hey, could I have half the sandwich?" Both high out of their minds, the sophomore replies, "Yes, but only if you suck my dick first." As the rumor has it, the freshman did go ahead with the task, to achieve his craving of hunger, half the sandwich.
What would you do for Half a sandwich ?
Umm, idk run a mile?
How about SMD!
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When finished having sex and after leaving your load on your sex parnters chest you lay down in your own mess letting it squish between both of your naked bodies.
Hey babe instead of spooning tonight how about we make a cum sandwich.
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When one drinks a glass of water between alcoholics beverages.
I would've gotten so fucked up if I hadn't been doing water sandwiches.
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A sandwich that is entirely comprised of pubes inside the bread. Occasionally a special sauce is added.
Origin- The Pube Sandwich is Cleveland's greatest gift to the world since the Cleveland Steamer. Sometimes referred to as the curly burger, the Pube Sandwich is often times fed to unsuspecting victims or merely laid out for viewing.
"Holy Shit! Ronak just ate that entire pube sandwich."
-- "Dude, did you add the special sauce?"
"You're fuckin'right I did!"
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When a bunch of men get on top of each other and have sexual intercourse. Two wear brown, bread, one wears white, mayonnaise, one wears green, lettuce, and one wars yellow, cheese.
Where'd go? They went to have a Gay Sandwich.
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When one has the ability to ask someone else to make him a sandwich, while doing nothing at all.
Bro, I got sandwich game. "Babe, can you make me a sandwich? "
"Sure honey"
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