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Sexual act in which a female sticks a lit flare in her ass out in the yard, and a male then jumps from the roof or second story of the building and makes insertion upon landing.
Friend: Dude how did you break you leg.
You: The girlfriend wanted to try something new.
Friend: Wait, you didn't try the Nicaraguan landing strip did you?
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Something totally useless, like a STRIP JOINT ERECTION that isn't allowed to shoot it's load.
BOB: That Ferrari is so cool.
JOHN: It's $350,000. Strip Joint Erection. I'm going to buy an STi, I can actually afford that!
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A sexual game involving a partner whom is a sadist, & one who is not. When the sadist inflicts pain on his/her partner to get pleasure, he/she removes an article of clothing at the descretion of the partner. Continue the game as close to clothless as you wish. Enjoy ;)
Girl 1: my boyfriend last night was having one of his sadist fantasies while I was getting the shit beat out of me. I uggested we have a sadist strip session to even the playing fields
Girl 2: really? How far did you get him?
Girl 1: nothin but socks ;)
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a game where you play ping pong with a twist. when one player wins a game (usually to 11, 15 or 21 points) the loser stips. very high quality game. very fun.
I played strip ping pong with a couple of ladies last night. needless to say I had to play leftie to give them a fighting chance. I liked it.
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A fastly growing group in Jane and Finch that is run by people of west-indian ethnicities such as Guyanese and Trinidadian. You can't touch this group because they got maad connections. Short word is JSS
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Similar to a concert resume, a strip club resume is a complete and comprehensive list of strip clubs one has attended. Often casual conversation between fellow strip club goers. This resume lists the establishments, but is even more interesting when it includes names of dancers who caught one's attention or were exceptional at their craft.
My strip club resume so far has 5 clubs and more than 25 strippers listed. May it continue to prosper and grow till I am too poor, or too married, to go.
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