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someone who is consistently unable to handle this; the source of all the nation's problems; a handy substitute for "your mom".
1. Bill Gates, can you handle this? I don't think he can handle this!
2. I'm having trouble starting my lawn mower...must be Bill Gates again.
3. Bill Gates goes to college.
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To go on strike or take industrial action
Come on boys out the gate for 48.
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Steve Job's muse.
Also, often accused of crashing things.
Steve Jobs: HAY IM GOING 2 CAPITALIZE UR IDEA
Bill Gates: Okay, just make sure you give me credit.
Steve Jobs: HAHA FAGGOT U SUCK! IM S0 B3TT3R THAN U, N00B.
Bill Gates: ...
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The sphincter muscle that controls the exit out of or conversely the entry into the poop chute.
Open that waste gate and take it like a man!
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Rather large, moody African American women, in the city of Atlanta, that are in charge of, or in the way during, everything that you must do in a given day. The gate keeper being pissed at the world for what ever reason make it unbearable and almost impossible to complete the various task(s) at hand in a given day.
I was going to go to the bank but the gate keeper closed the line I was in, when it was my turn, so she go on a cigarette break.
I was going to buy 1 banana from the store when a gate keeper cut me off with 8 kids and two kart loads of groceries.
I just got out of traffic court and the gate keeper won't let me give her my f*cking money to pay my ticket. She wants me to go to jail!!!
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When in an work situation your boss demands that you have a report on his desk by yesterday you experience panic at the gates. A high pressured work deadline.
The manager called in yesterday and wanted my project outline by tomorrow! Panic at the gates!
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a stuck up, snobby ass, bitch who thinks she is better then everyone. a nasty whore only interested in getting dick. thinks 1990 riceburners are the greatest things in the world. who dates fucks named adam that look like her 8 year old brother.
sonnofa beth!
my ex-girlfriend cheated on me then broke up with me a week later. damn, you could say she just pulled a beth.
bitch
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