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A tried and true weathered deck hand.
No one pulls sail more than he!
Master Bates, first mate to Jake the Great has sailed the seven seas fer many a years.
Strengths include:
1, finest canon polisher to ever sail
2, a first class sail puller
3, energetic as they cum
Weaknesses include:
1, weak and usually bruised wrists
Aye heard tell that all the wenches love te walk in and catch Master Bates polishing his canon!
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i went to seek guidance from the anus master. I travelled 30 days to get to the himalayas. When i approached the anus master, i could feel a tingling in my rectum; i knew it was him. with the clutch of his fist he made me shit a metric shit load. it was truely humbling being in his presence.
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a person who jerks off so much and gets his jizz so far and so accurate that he can hit a 3-inch diameter target from 50 feet away.
or...
...a person who gets so much pussy and or asshole and or mouth that they are the master at jizzing. They do it perfectly...everything
Jessica: wow! Smitty is such a jizz master!!! He hit me from accross the room!
Ally: yea...i know, he hit me with the same shot, and we were 5 feet apart from each other
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This has never been shared before until now. A "Sweg Master", is a person who has acheived sweg level 9000 without life hacking. Being a Sweg Master is a big deal; all the chicks want you and you will be the life of the party. But deep inside, you are confused.
Tom: Hey Mom, I acheived Sweg Master Mode!
Mom: That's nice honey..... Now leave me the fuck alone.
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1. someone who owns cotton pickers.
2. someone who owns someone at something (i.e. a videogame, etc.).
1. during the civil war there were a lot of cotton masters.
2. while playing halo 2, cotton masta sean owned cotton picka allister. or cotton master: "don't you have cotton to be picking?"
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To be well versed in the art of finger banging. Finger fucking, if you will.
Christina: Wow Bean, you are really great at fingering.
Bean: Turn around and let me put it in your butt. They call me the master blaster in certain circles.
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