A will toot fart is a person/thing that is willing to toot as well fart in any circumstance. A will toot fart comes in many forms, some of which being
- will toot : is willing to let one squeak out but not enough to cause concern
-will fart : is willing to let one rip, don’t be scared. Be proud
- will toot fart : the whole package, you will be left frightened yet overwhelmed with joy.
- will not toot fart : hold it till it’s to late
Eli : "will just blasted me with his poo air"
Evie : "that’s because he’s a will toot fart "
Eli: "tushie"
Something you don't like or aren't interested in.
John: Have you tried the new reasturant in the neighborhood?
Ron: Yes, I went there last week and the food was "ok" - it didn't really put a toot in my horn, and I doubt I'll go back again.
A name given to a person who is heavily disabled
person1: toots is a proper melon
person2: yes mush gang charva
A women who smokes the sausage for greenbacks, preferably $20s
Man I’m horny call one of them toots over!
Another word to say fart.
Person 1: oouh, i just tooted.
person 2: what the fuck is a toot?
person 1: nigga i farted
Used to describe someone that is particularly cute, adorable or for someone you are feeling sympathy for.
Person 1: I heard that his cat died last week
Person 2: Awk, the wee toot, I sure hope he feels better soon.