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Pronounced ‘kunt’
Used for when your absolutely slaying. the ultimate form of yassification. pussy popping off slay so hard you cant contain it and everyone looks in awe. once you serve Tori you’ll never stop.
Yasss!! That bitch is serving Tori rn!!
Pronounced — ‘kuhnt/cunt’.
Phrase used for when you’re absolutely slaying. the ultimate form of yassification. pussy popping off slay so hard you cant contain it and everyone looks in awe. once you serve Tori, you’ll never stop.
Them: Should I post this on IG?
You: Yes! Go for it, you’re serving Tori rn!
To 'Tori' something is to reduce its quality to meh.
Man, that show is so Tori.
He's the Tori of this whole show.
the baddest bitch on earth tbh, if you ain’t got a tori, you aint in glory, cause all niggas in glory got a tori fr! ( also a big black man )
“ YOU SEE MY TORI ? YEAAH THATS MY NIGGA RIGHT THERE “
Queer music mami. Don’t give her your heart, she might break it.
“I’m in a Tori state of mind”
Tori is your average vsco girl. On days where she wants to reminisce for the old times, she puts her hair in a PAINFULLY high ponytail and gets herself a nice big donut from Starbucks. She will then proceed to take approximately eighteen thousand selfies, all of which are absolutely identical, and ask you to tell her which one to post on her private snap story. On the days that she's feeling the most like herself, she sits in the parking lot of a Yogurt Heaven, waiting for a pair of teenage boys to pull up and stare at her, only for her to turn around every three seconds and point out what appears to be obvious, "I think they might be looking at us haha." Tori is an expert at the G chord and the G chord only on a Walmart bought beginners plastic guitar. A prodigy if I ever saw one. Not to mention an inspiration to John Mayer himself. Tori is, to say the least, the reason we are all still alive. We live for Tori. In conclusion, go to Tori for spot on comparisons of people who appear to be drug addicts. <3 xoxo gossip girl
"Tori, E sharp isn't a note!!"
"Shh, I'm playing the Titanic music!!! Every night I see you, I taste you, I love you."