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A stupid series of books that never should have existed. Vampires SPARKLE! Werewolves are EMO! Do I need to say more?
Fan: Twilight is soooo awesome!
Normal person: Someone give me a f*cking gun.
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A series of books about sparkling vampires and a werewolf who wants to be your friend without killing you. Includes Bella, Edward, Jacob, Jasper, Esme, Rosalie, etc.
How you look at it depends on, well, how you look at it. After all, everyone's different.
Besides, I don't know anyone who would want to marry a sparkling vampire...
I love Twilight.
Twilight is about Bella, Edward, and their struggle to remain in love without getting killed. Or turned into a vampire (for Bella).
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Verb. "To Twilight" is to ravenously suck the the blood from a girl on her period, therefor causing the period to end prematurely. A technique often used by inpatient, horny men.
"I want to twilight between them thighs so I so don't get blood all over my dick!"
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Deeply seductive and extraordinarily suspenseful, Twilight is a love story with a bite
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For all those people who are bagging this movie, you obviously have no life to shit on a book that you hate. I mean why take the effort to write how much you hate this book. Your all idiots.
Twilight's good and you assholes just ruin it for everyone else.
If its such a crap series then why in the world is it so damn popular and even been made into movies. I'll tell you why, its to keep away from the real world where people like you like to shit on everyone elses life, when in fact you losers are the ones who surf the net looking for something to make your life count for something.
"I hate twilight" aka. "I have no life so how about i shit on someones great idea."
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A book series that has no plot, no character development, and is about how you can't have fun in life if you don't have a boyfriend. Go Harry Potter!!!
"Harry Potter is all about confronting fears, finding inner strength, and doing what is right in the face of adversity. Twilight is about how important it is to have a boyfriend." -Stephen King
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