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vacation dick

A penis that is extremely large and gives you the business. But can only be enacted during a vacation stint. Not a daily penis that you want to deal with...opposite a boyfriend dick

He is everything, but only as vacation dick...it's toooooo much!

by Timetables April 10, 2016


vacation dick

1. A dick so huge you can only take it once or twice. Compared to a boyfriend dick
2. A dick you'd only fuck to remember why you love your man

Jessie: "So what happened with that guy you hooked up with? Are you gonna text him back?"
Kaylee: "Hell no!"
Jessie: "Why not? He was hot af!"
Kaylee: "I know! He was great once, but he had such a vacation dick!"
Jessie: "Ooh... Can I have his number?"

by Cecilll April 10, 2016


vacation dick

A large dick that you couldn't have on a daily basis (unlike a boyfriend dick )

My vagina hurts, I had a vacation dick last night. I prefer a boyfriend dick!

by They are my balls April 17, 2016


vacation dick

A dick so big you can only take it occasionally, as opposed to a boyfriend dick.

I like Jack but he has a vacation dick and not a boyfriend dick.

by thelastrealpersonontheearth April 10, 2016


vacation dick

A huge caribbean dick that a gal can only handle in summer time

That vacation dick was too good, but i can't have that on a daily basis

by oscarios April 10, 2016


Vacation Dick

Beyond shifting comfort level of fit, shifting sexual partners shifts brain neurons; loyalty v monogamy;

Ravneet Kaur may be experiencing Tucker McNear Swanson Carlson’s’ vacation dick monogamously by including Tucker Carlson in tweets;

|l @ElonMusk % True Love % @JoshPrenot % @Tifftweeeets % @JaredGoff16 % @ChristenHarper % @TuckerCarlson % @ITheyThem I|;

by @PaparazziAreRight November 28, 2022


vacation dick

A dick so big that after sex you have to take vacation days off work to learn how to walk straight again.

Girl: he gave me that vacation dick and I had to take the next week off work.

by Xwakeupnowx April 16, 2016