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MEN ARE TURTLES WHEN YOU WALK IN!

Used as an insult. When said person walks into a room instead of the guys getting boners the penis retracts because bitch you ugly.

Hobag : "Your just a fuggly slut"

Boss ass bitch : "MEN ARE TURTLES WHEN YOU WALK IN!"

by because why not January 26, 2015

15πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


We'll sleep when we're dead.

Unofficial stagehand/techie motto.

Techie 1: How long is this call gonna last?

TD: As long as it takes. If we're here at midnight and it's not done, we keep going.

Techie 2: It's OK, we'll sleep when we're dead.

by We'll sleep when we're dead. December 29, 2005

36πŸ‘ 11πŸ‘Ž


when the imposter is 19 dollar fortnite

when imposter 19 dollar fortnie

when the imposter is 19 dollar fortnite fornie impost

by egg2067890 March 9, 2021

8πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


International When Pigs Fly Day

The first Wednesday of October, farmers around the world climb to the tops of their barns, strap wings on a pig, and throw it down onto a mattress.

Howdy, y’all! Get your porkers ready, because it’s International When Pigs Fly Day!

by TheMoosetopian November 2, 2021


When do your legs open

When your horny af

Example for your bitch ass for when do your legs open

8:00 @ ur mom's house

by Asshole98 February 26, 2016


when you are hungry, chicken is the best

Namjoon's jams.

" I can't sleep!" ~RM
"Why? Are you hungry?" ~SJ
"When you are hungry, chicken is the best!" ~RM

by vdeviado May 17, 2017

10πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


you get there when you get there!

You will arrive at your destination when the driver decides your time of arrival. Usually used by stubborn nazis who do not know how to drive fast. May also be used as a method to stall if you are lost.

Kids in the back seat: Dad, we've been driving for 2 hours, it was only supposed to take an hour to get to the park.

Dad: You get there when you get there!

Kids in the back seat: That doesn't tell us anything, when are we going to get there!

Dad: You get there when you get there!

Kids in the back seat: Look dad! I think that's it up ahead

Dad: Shutup kids!!, *slaps*

by DJF bubba April 5, 2008

15πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž