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I was Porky Pigging around the apartment because it was hot and I chafe easily. My roommate walked in - I still can't shake the look in his eyes.
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A term for a rich business tycoon who only cares about making more money. He doesn't care if he puts smaller stores out of business, doesn't care about the poor or middle class, and doesn't care very much about the customer. His business will usually sell overpriced products made of cheap plastic, and the customer support will usually be outsourced if there's any customer support in the first place. Similar to the phrase "miser", or "cheapskate", but more applicable to people who not only horde money, but keep expanding their businesses even when they have more than enough money.
That capitalist pig took all the business. Soon we'll have to sell our shop and move away.
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Variation of "under the weather."
Used to describe someone who has been stricken with the H1N1 flu virus, commonly known as the "swine flu."
I was all ready to go out with Beth. I washed my car, made dinner reservations, picked up a pack of rubbers. Then she called to tell me she was under the pig. Guess I'm jerkin' it tonight.
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a short, particularly stubby chick who is in most cases quite ugly.
ideally 4'11, 140 pounds.
synonym: battle toad
the difference between "war pig" "and battle toad" are that if you refer to a chick as a "war pig" you are putting emphasis on how fat she is (stubby is too politically correct). while, if you refer to a chick as a "battle toad" you are emphasizing how short she is.
Jose Contreras: dude were you drunk last night when you hooked up with that war pig??
Bruce Lee: it was more desperation than drunkness... but ya i had a few too many beers.
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guinea pigs are adorable rodents who are also known as cavies. they make great pets and are easy to look after. they are vegertarians and love to eat most fruit and vegetables. they also love fresh hay and grass.
my guinea pig loves to eat cucumber
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Heavy, cumbersome breasts that are so large they emit a high pitched squeal.
"Gianna Michaels pig whistles just nearly perforated my ear drums."
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A very HORRIBLE father. He ran over George... and hit Peppa. But, Mommy Pig murdered him! He was a very terrible
pig. I cant believe Mommy Pig ever loved him. He was such a bad pig. :(
Grace: omg i HATE daddy pig
Daneal: same
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