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Starbucks is coffee for people who love to drink feces. Time to get your daily biotines.
Day #1
Today I experienced major constipation. I took five jugs of miralax, still constipation.
Day #2
The miralax is finally working .
Day#3
My landlord came over to investigate the awful stench of my apartment.
Day#4 The unicorn from the squatty potty commercial that he could not mask the stench
Day#5 I have finally collected the maximum amount of feces I can!
Day#6 I now own a Starbucks...
A Starbucks is when you take a basic white bitch on a date to starbucks and later you 2 go have sex. As you're about to go down on her and get a nasty whiff, you toss a cup of starbucks coffee on it, hot or cold.
" Did u go to Starbucks with Jenna?"
"Yeah but she needed a starbucks after the date"
1. The official currency of aliens.
2. A mind-controlling facility used by the government in order to weaken people's minds. The main reason why the world is getting dumber.
1. Alien 1: How many starbucks is this?
Alien 2: 29,284
Alien 1 pays
2. Let's go get some Starbucks!
I refuse to be controlled by the mind-control serum called Starbucks coffee.
A place you go to get your name spelled wrong
Starbucks needs to spell my name right
you just gotta down it. no messin around
'aw you gotta do a starbucks common'
Hometown of white chocolate mocha and frappuccino. Addiction never lasts.
Weeb: OOH I WANT TO READ MY MANGA WHILE DRINKING MY MOCCHA AT STARBUCKS!!!
Where white girls go to get a double decaf cappuccino
"Oh my gosh Susan do you want to get do you want to come get some pumpkin spice at Starbucks with me ?"
"Hell yeah! "