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Starbucks

Starbucks is coffee for people who love to drink feces. Time to get your daily biotines.

Day #1
Today I experienced major constipation. I took five jugs of miralax, still constipation.

Day #2
The miralax is finally working .

Day#3
My landlord came over to investigate the awful stench of my apartment.

Day#4 The unicorn from the squatty potty commercial that he could not mask the stench

Day#5 I have finally collected the maximum amount of feces I can!

Day#6 I now own a Starbucks...

by AstroMonkey_112 January 09, 2018


Starbucks

A Starbucks is when you take a basic white bitch on a date to starbucks and later you 2 go have sex. As you're about to go down on her and get a nasty whiff, you toss a cup of starbucks coffee on it, hot or cold.

" Did u go to Starbucks with Jenna?"
"Yeah but she needed a starbucks after the date"

by Sam_43003 January 27, 2021


Starbucks

1. The official currency of aliens.

2. A mind-controlling facility used by the government in order to weaken people's minds. The main reason why the world is getting dumber.

1. Alien 1: How many starbucks is this?
Alien 2: 29,284
Alien 1 pays

2. Let's go get some Starbucks!
I refuse to be controlled by the mind-control serum called Starbucks coffee.

by TBTPlanet December 18, 2017


Starbucks

A place you go to get your name spelled wrong

Starbucks needs to spell my name right

by Gshhudhhd December 07, 2019


starbucks

you just gotta down it. no messin around

'aw you gotta do a starbucks common'

by sexy beast bry May 31, 2017


STARBUCKS

Hometown of white chocolate mocha and frappuccino. Addiction never lasts.

Weeb: OOH I WANT TO READ MY MANGA WHILE DRINKING MY MOCCHA AT STARBUCKS!!!

by WeebLawStudent October 04, 2023


Starbucks

Where white girls go to get a double decaf cappuccino

"Oh my gosh Susan do you want to get do you want to come get some pumpkin spice at Starbucks with me ?"

"Hell yeah! "

by posidon7845632 April 27, 2017