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When a man's nutsack looks like that thing that hangs from a turkey's neck
As Maria watched porn with her boyfriend she couldn't help but notice that one of the actors had turkey balls
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To go your hardest, going 1,000 percent.
Yo nigga that party tonight is gonna be dope let's get geeked up and Go Turkey!
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Mostly in Canada, when a girlfriend or boyfriend comes back from uni/collage and they dump you over the thanksgiving weekend. Usually because they've met someone at uni/collage.
"My weekend sucks"
"why? its Thanksgiving aren't you thankful that you still have your girlfriend?"
" No man, she turkey dumped me!"
" lame. hope the mash potatoes and gravy sticks on her"
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A person who is so stupid and silly yet adorable at the same time. Someone you just can't stay angry with.
*Whitney makes jerkish but funny comment*
Mary: Whitney you are such a turkey butt!
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A sexually transmitted disease.
Also crotch turkeys.
That girl is prime territory for crotch turkeys.
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A woman's erect nipples, either while topless, or when visible through her shirt. Each nipple sticks out in a way that resembles the thermometer that pops out on a turkey that is finished roasting.
There's no more beautiful sight than a happy pair of turkey timers.
Either it's cold in here, or the turkeys are ready.
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The mocking gesture made towards someone by placing the tip of your thumb on the end of your nose, and wiggling the rest of the outstretched fingers.
etymology: derived from the traditional Thanksgiving craft project of drawing a turkey by tracing around the outstretched fingers of one hand
After thwarting Jason's attempt to steal the last piece of cake from me, I gave him a nose turkey behind Grandma's back.
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