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A sex position where you feed a women a full pack of laxatives without them know and put a diaper on them. You then ram your chc through the diaper penetrative, while in doggy style their anal cavity fucking the shit out of them, literally. While pounding from the rear the male partner viciously hammer fists the back if the women's neck sending a muscle reaction through the body forcing the women to kick her legs out (like and angry donkey). When finished your coital act, roll the female over onto her back and proceed to change her diaper like you would a new born baby.
"oh my God Miranda and I tried out the diapered kicking donkey last night, it was scrumptious"
"What's a diapered kicking donkey?"
"gather 'round children"
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When your boyfriend/ girlfriend is an overgrown baby who thinks it's your duty to take their tantrums.
I'm gonna dump Joe. He's not a boyfriend, he's a diaper duty.
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Condition resulting from consuming a large meal and then siting down to watch TV. Sometimes shortend to just 'Dry Diaper'
Full belly, Dry diaper, nap time.
Comes from feeding a baby and then puting them down for a nap in a fresh dry diaper.
M2: oh man, that was a good meal, now I've got Dry Diaper Syndrome.
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A diaper worn by Chinese gamblers to alleviate the need for getting up from the table to use the restroom. A must-have for the marathon gambling session.
-What's with that smell coming from the Pai Gow room? And why is that guy sleeping at the table?
-Dude, they never leave the table. Smells like someone needs his Pai Gow diaper changed.
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Staying home all day with 3 children under the age of 4 and having your friends and family accuse you of doing nothing all day.
My husband and friends always ask me "what do you do all day?" Well, between Paige (3), Dexter (2) and Weinus (6 months) not much...it's a regular Bon Bon Diaper Party over here!
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a popular meme in the movie Diary of a Wimpy Kid: The Long Haul where the main character Greg accidentally picks up a diaper and it gets stuck on his hand, and he keeps shouting "It's a Diaper!" while a lot of people were recording a video of him, eventually he went uncontrollably viral.
That Greg Heffley Diaper Hands video was so viral and funny
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The ultimate roast when some makes fun of you
(Bob) you are so ugly I can't believe it
(Jeff) well you are a poopy pants diaper fart
(Bob) *cries*