n : manual stimulation of the genital organs while playing on your personal computer.
Chris was logging off before he went home for the day.
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When one defecates on a woman's chest (see also: Cleavland Steamer), with the fecal matter landing horizontally to her breasts, and then saws the fecal matter in half whilst boning her through the sweet boobage.
After I gave her a Cleveland steamer, I gave her a good old fashioned log sawing.
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Shit covered wood or a wooden object used to anally violate somebody
A log jam is the act of freezing a large tube of cookie dough and cramming as many as possible into a man or womanβs anus, and then dressing up like a beaver to clear out the jam.
Dang, this hoe Laura had me clearing a log jam out her ass all night, no I got the Diabetes!
Synonym for a whore, promiscuous female, one who seeks many penises. Also a person who goes after another's man for sex.
Rachel fucks too many married men. She is such a log thief.
To ejaculate over ones own poop.
I had such a massive dump yesterday. It was such beaut, it kind of turned me on, so I Christened it with my own semen, thus lacing the log