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A female kissing another female who has an abundance of facial hair, especially above their upper lip.
I was mug runching with this chick at the bar.
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Since Urban Dictionary now sells mugs, why not personalize them? You can write your name in sharpie, or any kind of permanent marker!
John: I got a mug from Urban Dictionary yesterday!
Jeff: Really? What does it say?
John: It says"John's Mug"
Jeff: Wait, how?
John: You just click the buy mug button next to the word ________'s Mug! Go ahead!
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A mug used to cum into or to store semen
Do you want to smell my cum mug
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When someone comes up to you and steals the coffee that you are enjoying right out of your hands, no matter if it's at work, home, or even at the coffee shop.
Sydney: I was at the coffee shop last night drinking my coffee and checking my emails, when a man came up and took the drink right out of my hands!
Kayla: Oh my goodness! He totally just coffee-mugged you!
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The act of placing your sweaty ball-sack on the rim your evil, micro-managing bosses coffee mug. Must be done immediately prior to the above mentioned boss having a drink (IE. no credit if the mug gets washed). Also preferably leaving some trace of duck butter for visual verification.
manslave #1: Dude, the boss just stepped out and I'm going scrote-mugging.
manslave #2: No way? Didn't you just go jogging on your lunch break too? Oh wait, here he comes now!
Evil-boss (pouring coffee into his mug and slowly sipping): Hey guys, what are you working on? Mmmm, this coffee sure tastes salty today. Let's have a meeting to go over what you did this morning.
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When your friend is a stupid bitch.
Guy 1: Hey you know 6 to the power of 2 is 12?
Guy 2: You fucking mug
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"Like, oh my god! I just got Ugg mugged! I can't find them anywhere!"
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