scrote-mugging

The act of placing your sweaty ball-sack on the rim your evil, micro-managing bosses coffee mug. Must be done immediately prior to the above mentioned boss having a drink (IE. no credit if the mug gets washed). Also preferably leaving some trace of duck butter for visual verification.

manslave #1: Dude, the boss just stepped out and I'm going scrote-mugging.

manslave #2: No way? Didn't you just go jogging on your lunch break too? Oh wait, here he comes now!

Evil-boss (pouring coffee into his mug and slowly sipping): Hey guys, what are you working on? Mmmm, this coffee sure tastes salty today. Let's have a meeting to go over what you did this morning.

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