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A "safe" hideout to meet & split the cash after a heist, or a place to live when you want to drop out of sight
We turned his whole crash-pad upside down, nil, nada, sweet FA!
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If you own this you 100% smell like crap, shower and brush your teeth you acne infested child.
Yo I heard that guy uses a rgb mouse pad, no wonder his breath reeks.
when he thinks he dug deep enough for gold but in reality his fingers are touching a bloody period pad and rubbing the sides of the crusted cotton.
"Anthony fingered my pad at the beach and i had to pretend to like it"
"Bro the most disgusting thing happened yesterday, I thought I was fingering her so good but I just fingered her pad"
When a man crosses his legs and both dick and balls rest on the top leg
John: Hey man, doesn’t crossing your legs like that hurt?
Humphrey: Nah man i got the Devil’s Lily Pad goin on
A nipple the size of a slice of baloney that has been rolled out ten fold, creating a baloney pad.
Hey iguanas look over there, He got them baloney pad nipples
Pads for a mans best friend! They use them for going to the bathroom on while inside. Wee Wee pads let your doggies go wee wee!
Hoonsi, I got your wee wee pads !
an unspeakably angry woman. The type of anger that results from putting on a maxi pad "adhesive side" up when you have a hangover and your period at the same time.
"I think she missed the sexual harassment. I cut her off cold turkey and she flipped her pad"