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Rats that eat toes and hide in rugs
I found out that my toes were missing so I hit the rug with a machete because of the rug rats
another word for the female/ reprodution organ (axe wound)
look at that skunk rug standing on that corner..
her vagina smells like a skunk.
when your having sexual intercourse with your partner on the floor and his weiner slips out and wiggles its way in between the butt cheeks and the rug, the male keeps going no knowing he has made a new hole, he blows his load onto the carpet
"so how long did you guys have sex for?" "he had sex for 10 and WE had sex for 3" "how does that happen?" "russian rug burn"
A rug, preferably from the 1970s, which is shaggy and used primarily for shagging shaggy women.
Paul: "Oh man, this playroom is so well furnished."
Francisco: "Oh, I know. Mostly because of the naked shag rug."
A gayboy is being bent over by their sick boyfriend on the floor doggy style. He's bumming him so hard that he bites the rug.
Jeffrey is biting the rug because Frederick is bumming extremely hard
To lie (tell a falsehood); to lie through one's teeth. A pun on lying down, as a rug does.
"Hide the cookies under the crib and lie like a rug," Binky whispered to Charlie as they heard their parents returning home.