side-text

While texting a group of people you and one of the people in the group also have a private texting conversation

I side-texted Vin to give me excuse get out of Jay's group message to hangout.

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side jawn

Girl or guy you have relations with on the side of your real relationship. But you wouldn't want your main jawn to know anything about.

Joe: Last night my side jawn fucked me good.
Dan: Betta not let ya main jawn know about her.

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Side hug

A slick maneuver by males in positions of authority used whenever a female subordinate comes in for a full frontal embrace in an effort to avoid charges being pressed.

Judge: Is it true Mr. Smith that you and Mrs. Jones greeted each other with an embrace?

Mr. Smith: No your honor. Mrs. Jones would come in for the embrace but I would counter with the side hug.

Judge: Case dismissed

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side smile

side smile is just 2 dots and a half crecent shape. a smily face short cut usually used in messaging.

sideways style :)

guy1. Hey what you doin?
guy2. Im sendin this bitch a smilly face. Bitches love smilies.side smile,crecent style.

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side salad

refers to smoking marijuana when one uses many other drugs as well.

i've already done heroin today and i dont feel like doing cocaine. time for a little side salad.

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west side

A phrase said by a bunch of stupid-ass 6 year olds who don't even know which way west is. It makes them look cool.

Little kid:Yo what up nigga. I just came rollin from da west side baby!
Me: STFU

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dark side

When a jedi becomes a badass and makes their lightsaber become red.

Anakin will go to the dark side since he wants to fuck Padme up the ass, and his mom died.

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