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Waking up your significant other by having sex with them.
Erin was fast asleep when she felt the alarm cock go off at 8am sharp
A man/woman who acts very annoying and makes loud noises when a alarm clock goes off.
“Jeez that guys is a real Alarm Cock in the morning”
A typical alarm clock with a slight surprise. When the alarm cock goes off a slightly limp dildo is smacked into your forehead violently. Usually leaving a slight veiny imprint or possibly a bruise depending on your model of the alarm cock.
Tiffany: "Whats that oddly veiny bruise on your forehead, Bruce?"
Bruce: "Oh that? I got the new Alarm Cock 3000."
Tiffany: "Damn I should upgrade mine, I have last years model."
The act of waking up your girlfriend or wife for morning sex before her alarm clock goes off.
I woke up my wife with the "Alarm Cock" for a quicky before she got up to get ready for work.
When you are awoken from sleep with balls slapping against your vagina.
It's time to wake up baby, I'm giving you a balls alarm.
Girl, my boyfriend gave me a balls alarm this morning.
A loaded gun that’s close by when someone breaks in to your place.
We never had a need for a brinks security system. Daddy kept the “loaded burglar alarm” under his bed.
Walking into someone's room while they're sleeping with a frying pan in one hand and a wooden spoon in the other hand and proceeding to bang them together whilst inside the room.
#1: Hey bro you look tired.
#2: Yeah. My sister gave me a military alarm clock this morning.