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putting your arm in between a pair of legs and quickly smacking the victim's legs back and forth, sometimes extremely awkward. best results on strangers. originated in nelsonville, ohio
dude, what was that? it was really awkward. it's okay dude, it was just the awkward salmon
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When two men enter a bathroom and one of them flushes the toilet to break the silence and gain the concentration needed to do his business.
Joe performed an awkward flush after his math teacher took the urinal next to him and smiled.
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An action performed after the occurence of a particularly awkward moment in a conversation.
The index finger is usually placed between the eyebrows and wiggles awkwardly whilst saying, "Awkward narwhal..."
The middle finger is occasionally used, when an awkward moment is reached and the instigator of the awkward moment is acting douche-y and possibly insensitive to a prior occurence that makes the situation awkward.
Person 1: what's up dude?
Person 2: um, nothing.
Person 1: how's the girl?
Person 2: she dumped me.
Person 1: well how's basketball going for you?
Person 2: I didn't even make JV this year.
Person 1: oh. awkward narwhal.
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The act of, when a friend engages you in a "pound it" and extends his fist, you first extend your fist to meet it, then open your hand and seize the fist and toggle about like a shift nob, exclaiming "AWKWARD GEAR SHIFT"
Austin: Hey man, pound it.
Joe: Alright *extends fist*
Austin: Seizes fist AWKWARD GEARSHIFT
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The two words you say straight after you've told a person you have a crush on them.
Bob: "Hey Stacey, have I ever told you that I like you more than just as a friend"
Stacey: "Oh really?"
Bob: "Ngawww shux, now what? I put my heart on the line..."
Stacey: "Mhmmm..."
Bob: "Awkward Much"
or
Bob: "I told Stacey last night I liked her more than just as a friend"
Joe: "Awkward Much"
Bob: "Yeah man. I don't know how I'm gonna face her today"
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v. a person who sticks out in social situations
not well liked
usually used as a filler person at parties when you need a even number
someone you feel bad for, but still is not generally liked
wow um... your brothers here... thats a little awkward panda isn't it?
or
ok were are inviting the awkward panda because we need an even number at the party but there will be alot of people so you wont have to talk to him/her
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people who not only create awkward silences but also end them...
If you fashion multiple beaded animal key chains and are over the age of twelve, you can color yourself socially awkward.
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