the sleeping place for sleepy swimmers, usually referring directly to the tender tissue inside the ball sake. a place of rest for sperm. is a delicasie in many african tribes
person 1: wow i would totally watch the exterior of your socculent moist sperm beds while your naked
person 1: while i sit here i can allow my sperm to rest in my sperm beds
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The term "Bed Sitting" applies to an individual who has no purpose in life and sits in a bed all day, preferably their partners bed. When an individual is bed sitting, they tend to have their laptop with them and watch Youtube videos all day while their partner is out making a living to support the individual who is bed sitting.
Scenario:
Man1: Hey have you seen Jessica lately?
Man2: No i havent... but if you check the snap map location, it shows she is still at Smith Ave where her boyfriend lives.
Man1: She is always there right? I wonder why she is there everyday?
Man2: She is probably bed sitting for when her boyfriend comes back from work to support her lazy ass!
A mess made in between the layers of bed sheets that combines feaces and blood with semen on top as the cream sauce
After a long sex romp with friends Ferry's bed was full of blood and shit, his neighbor Chris blew his load on top making a bed lasagne
Amelie and Ava on a desk and get STD
Amelie and Ava are always doing lemon bed
Literally, playing Yahtzee in bed, although often confused as a metaphor for sexual activity.
My girl invited me up to play some bed yahtzee, and I was all excited until I got up there and she hands me 5 dice.
(Noun) one who spends an extensive amount of time in beds; not always belonging to said person.
That girl is such a bed dweller
If I don't go water the bed then I won't have any weed to sell.