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The Groundhogs are Bringing Him Breakfast

He is dead.

Hey, whatever happened to Michele? You didn't hear, the groundhogs are bringing him breakfast.

by JoshinLVNY May 14, 2021


Bring the car around

Used when somebody has had too much of a good time, too drunk or over indulged to a point where they are not able to carry on enjoying the party/event/festivities. Coined by Frank Nugent.

He’s smashed. Bring the car around fellas, he’s done

by Ch1naman April 24, 2023


April 8th- National Bring Your Cart To School Day

April 8th is national bring your cart to school day! This is a day to relax and just hang out in school, ripping the cart with no worries. In fact, most school administrators completely allow carts on this day, but they don’t want you to know that

Guy 1: Yo it’s April 8th- National Bring Your Cart To School Day!!!!

Guy 2: LFG!!!

by 48494939297264 April 8, 2022

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Can y'all bring my had down

This is a plea from one man to several other guys to pleasure a him when he is erect.

Hey guys, I have been hard for an hour. Can y'all bring my had down?

by HillshireFarms September 25, 2021


bring out the fine china

Meme popularized by mostly hit-game "ROBLOX" Players, In the meme there were 2 cups shown with one being the "woman face" a face that you can equip in ROBLOX and the cup on the right had a "man face" which also is a face you can equip on ROBLOX, there was also shown a plate which had the "winning smile" from ROBLOX inside of the plate. The video would have started and chinese-type music would have played and there was a "appear and dissapearing" effect where everytime it dissapeared a different camera angle was shown. The joke is that the "mother" told her son or daughter (It wasn't shown which gender it was) to place the dinnerware on the table which the mother named "luxury" and she was sure that the guests would be pleased with this dinnerware.

Mom: Honey we have guests over, bring out the fine china, Our guests will be so pleased with this luxury dinnerware!

Kid: Mom what the fuck

by valecoolguy April 6, 2023


bring the chuff

When a friend says bring a chuff, they are referring to bringing a portable charger. This is only common in Australia

oi bring the chuff to the party

by yayeethahaha February 13, 2021


Mother-bring-haircut

Getting a hideous hair cut when your mother follows you to the barber

Oh no! What happened to your hair? :William
I got a Mother-bring-haircut

by Daniyal got B00b5 August 28, 2021