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a leader of a lesbian group or a self proclaimed female gay activist with no useful purpose other then self-promotion.
Last night at a local gay club the "Canoe Captain" led a fear-less group of lesbians in an effort to protest the existence of men.
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The only cereal brand that includes dingleberries. Captain Crunch All-Bran With Dingleberries is very rare and seldom to be found. This is because dingleberries are seasonal (they are more abundant during the hot summer months) and handpicked.
I die for my Captain Crunch with Dingleberries!
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A balanced style of playing Teemo, The Swift Scout in League of Legends that uses him as a hybrid(AP/AD) carry. This enables him to deploy highly damaging mushrooms, backdoor towers, and deal significant damage in team fights.
"Yeah, uh-huh, you know what it is
Hit my W and I be movin' quick
Yeah, uh-huh, screamin "I'm hybrid"
When I shoot you with a dart, you're blinded
Step into the bush, you won't see me, I'm invisible
Captain Teemo, Captain Teemo,
Captain Teemo, Captain Teemo"
-Crown: Captain Teemo
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A mysterious device or artifact named in one of the earliest screenshots of Doom. See Heart of Lothar and Sandwich.
See screenshot:
www.trilobite.org/doom/screens/doom0108.gif
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Captain Feathersword is a friendly pirate who has a feather for a sword, which he uses to tickle everyone--especially the wiggles. His pirate ship is called the "SS Feathersword" and he has a crew of friendly pirates who blow him dwn whenever he says "blow me down". He has magical pirate buttons that make him sing in different ways. He also likes to dance and eat chocolate cake. He is not gay like all the other definitions of him on urban dictionary say and he does not have anything to do with gayness.
Captain Feathersword: "Ahoy there me hearties!"
Friendly pirate crew: "Ahoy there Captain Feathersword"
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Nocturnal emissions (unprovoked ejaculation while sleepin)
He hadn't had action in so long, captain midnight started to visit.
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A superhero who uses his fecal bag as a weapon. He fights crime for the sake of butt-sex. He also has an intimate relationship with his step-dad, Bill.
Bill: Captain Maalox, get in here and let me do you up the butt.
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