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Nick name for tortle, loves South African women .
Favourite phrase -unnebrocke
a haiku
A mortal tortle
Clay hortle
you want to courtal?
when you blackout on your grandmas bed with a log of shit on your chest.
Caleb: You guys wanna go to my grandmas for some beers tonight?
John: Only if I can get absolutely fucking clay lay there!
Caleb: Bet!
A person who covers their face in makeup until they look like clay
OOOOH she do be a clay girl. she ugly
A politician whose 4th wife has the gift of premonition, but not the gift of suching his shit completely off
Person 1: Man, that dude has married some crazies before, but that new wife of his SWEARS she can see the future.
Person 2: Yeah, he's such a Clay Higgins.
When you make pottery out of clay.
The pottery clay needs to get soft.
A kid with a massive thigh slapping horse cock.
Damn look at Clai that shits huge