CRAPS LOCK

When you accidentally send an IM in all caps while because you didn't realise the caps lock was on before hitting enter

person a) HEY, YOU WANNA SEE A FILM OR SOMETHING?
person 2) err yeah OK, no need to shout though
person a) sorry craps lock

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Crap Dusting

Let one rip right before leaving a store and be sure to do a lap around the perimeter to tickle the nostrils of all the unlucky patrons.

"Dude, i just crap dusted the shit out of Blockbuster"

"what the hell is crap dusting?"

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crap-tacular

A combination of crappy and spectacular. As in spectacularly crappy. Crap-tacular.

Pepsi is crap-tacular. While coke remains amazing.

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coffee crap

The bowel movement you just had which was highly motivated, driven, and/or inspired by the cup of coffee you drank less than an hour ago.

Somehow, I don't get coffee craps when I drink decaf.

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a bit crap

Something Brits or Anglophiles like to say to express disagreeablilty of something.

That new Sonic Death Monkey album is a bit crap.

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rap is crap

Smart people don't listen to rap music. Why ? Because it's crap...

Give me a good reason to idolize Tupac, Snoop, or Dre. They do not speak my language, we don't share the same ideals... we don't even have the same eye-colour. I think their dances are tribal, their image stinks, and their girls are afterall biatches.

Rap is a plague. We, "the crackers", are tired of their parade of blinks and links on MTV.

PS: Ask 50cent if has any idea what represents # in music.
PS: Rap is crap.

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Jap Crap

Any Asian import that finds it hard to create more then 260hp with out the aid of a turbo. (All of them!)

Look at that Jap Crap, Even with TURBO it couldn't take my GTO!

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