Slang:
Methamphetamine. A slang reference for the fact that users have to crush it up and it crunches as it is crushed.
Example 1:
I know what happened to Tony. His parents kicked him out of their house when they found a satchel of crunchies in his bedroom.
Example 2:
Hey, hook me up with some crunchies.
Example 3:
I don't want snow. I want crunchies!
Example 4:
When Mike got pulled over the cops searched his car and found an eight ball of crunchies in the car. His ass is going to be in jail for a while for sure.
John K getting in touch with his emotions.
Today's chair is Captain Horatio Magellan Crunch; so named because he's crunchy.
Crunchy as in enjoying something at loud. Used to describe the type of shows/movies/cartoons/ ... that can be really annoying at times and it makes you just loudly say stuff like "Why won't they just talk?!". Yet beside all of it's downsides you still like to watch it.
When the anime streaming site, crunchy roll, releases a new episode of anime that become so popular it crashes the video you're trying to play.
"I was gonna watch the new episode of dragon ball super but the crunchy crash was so bad it wouldn't even load!"
Licking the crusty parts of the pussy after missionary
Munching the crunchy sure is fun
Crunchy Applesauce is a word you say when you stub your toe ect... it can also mean applesauce that is chunky and crunchy.
Person: *stubs toe* Crunchy Applesauce!
Trump rally attendees with a chip on their shoulder.
I'm not ISIS you Crunchy Oat Square!