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A place where lowlives and fake people hangout. The more clever people don’t buy into the illusions.
They’re out to get me. They just sent me a friend request. Facebook!
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To *facebook* is a way to show aggravation or frustration by hitting your forehead with a book. An alternative twist to *facepalm*ing.
Person: I forgot lost my wallet again.
Other person: *facebook*
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n: that website that EVERYONE is on to see what's going on with people
v: to send somebody something over Facebook
n: I need to go on Facebook tonight!
v: Don't worry, I'll Facebook it to you later.
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The act of using your facebook account. Commonly used when being asked What's Up? a common reply would be "Just FaceBooking."
Facebook Account 1: Hey man, Whats up?
Facebook Account 2: Nothing much, just FaceBooking.
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When someone forgets to log all the way out of facebook, or has their computer set to auto log in and allowes someone else to use the computer. The user then vandalizes the owners facebook. usually with status changes proclaiming homosexuality, but anything on facebook is fair game.
Friend, "so you finally came out of the closet?"
Owner, "Wait, what?"
Friend, "I saw it on your facebook, you have a boyfriend now."
Owner, "fuck, Dan facebooked me again."
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ghetto myspace, The cheap copy of myspace, in which I call ghetto myspace
thou its free i cant afford myspace so i use the cheaper copy facebook,
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(verb): To slap oneself in the face with a book; much in the same manner as facepalm, but with a more "kill-me-now" sort of attitude, as opposed to one of just mere disappointment.
When he saw his best friend and ex-girlfriend epically screw up their date, he gave no verbal responses - only a depressed sigh and a massive facebook.
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