Hooper Family

A family of professional hula-hoopers.

I saw a Hooper Family at the beach yesterday.

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Sackler Family

One of the wealthiest families in America who are complicit in the opioid crisis, thanks to Purdue Pharma (which they own) peddling Oxycontin aggressively & misleading its potency.

The Sackler Family are basically white collar drug lords

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True Family

you know those bitches that don't share any blood with you, but you're closer to than your blood relatives? yeah those. THAT'S the family that matters.

My besties Kellin and Kelly and Zach are my true family.

grammy family

a group of highly successful people who made it by working together

Cleo and Elliot have a grammy family

Family Day

(n.) A Public holiday celebrated by societies where kicking one's kids out of the house once they turn 18 and sending one's parents to nursing homes when they grow old are expected.

(n.) A time when people who have had no contact with their family for a year give their family a two minutes call.

I haven't heard from my son in a year so I decided to call him on Family Day.

I went to visit my mom at the nursing home on Family Day. That's when I found out she passed away months ago.

Family Cloth

Reusable toilet paper. It is made of fabric and is washed and reused. This is supposed to be better for the environment than disposable toilet paper.
The same thinking is behind reusable menstrual pads and diapers. Family cloth takes it one step further

While visiting the eco-hippies I had to wipe my ass with family cloth

glitter family

A glitter family is an ideologically aligned group of people who convince a child that their natal family does not love them, because they're not affirming them, but that they will love the child and they should move in with the family, and be with the family, and then the family goes on to affirm the child.

My parent’s church says gays go to hell, so I moved in with my glitter family and we host drag queen story hour on Sundays instead.

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