Mud Flaps

Another word for boobs.

Nobody calls them that, except for the mentally insane.

Daniel: Boobs are too funny, tits are too agressive, breasts are too formal, mommy milkers are too overused, melons sound weird, Mud flaps are wait who even calls them that-

A Coomer: Me, I call them that.

Daniel: What the fuck.

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Flap Jacket

See "Flap"

A flap jacket is a condom, but not just any condom... You must refer to pussy as flap in order to call a condom a flap jacket.

Flap :: Pussy
Flap Jacket :: Condom

"My roommate was digging through all my drawers, cause he was out of flap jackets"

"Melissa might be a keeper. She doesn't mind football, loves Old Chicago and doesn't make me wear a flap jacket"

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flesh flap

Slang term used to describe the dangling labia of a woman's vagina.

I licked that skank's flesh flap for about 45 minutes last night

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chin flap

n. useless talk, chitter-chatter, empty words, hot air.

Don't listen to him. It's always the same old chin flap.

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smelly flaps

When a woman's vaginal entry and exit doors smell like the fishmongers on a busy Monday morning.

Hey bro, I can't believe I went down on her smelly flaps. Bitch be humming!

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flap jacked

To fart or flatulate on a person's leg.

My boyfriend flap jacked me, and it smelled terrible.

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twat flap

The flap of a woman's vagina. A derogatory word to call somebody who is pissing you off.

"Shut your fucking mouth, you stupid twat flap!"

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