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Absence from school/work the day after an all nighter/ midnight showing of a blockbuster film (usually based on a grapic novel such as Watchmen).
"I came down with a bad case of Nerd Flu after the midnight showing of X-Men Origins: Wolverine on Thursday."
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When a man ejaculates on his partners facial area, causing a string of his own semen to hang from her nose resembling mucus.
Dude Tony gave Brenda the Italian flu last night. The bitch needed a box of Kleenex by the time he was done.
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The practice of calling off work for the local baseball team's opening day or leaving work to go drinking or engage in other inappropriate practices while still on the clock. Very common among union workers at automotive plants in Detroit.
Aw dang, man. Joe done took off with that skeezy bitch from outside Hooters. He gonna call off tomorrow with Detroit Flu, fo shure!
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A mysterious illness one contracts just after procuring expensive electrical (usually home entertainment classed) devices.
Justin came down with Tech-Flu over the weekend, I heard he got a PS3 last week.
I think the GTAIV DVD case gave me the Tech-Flu when i opened it...
The act of taking the day off work or school due to a hangover.
Hey - have you seen Scottie today?
No, I think he took the day off with the corona flu
When last years flu strain failed to kill you so they give it a fancy name this year to boost toilet paper sales and you fell for it again.
"as i look back at all the sh*t tickets i won't use, im pretty sure i was flu-mongered into buy crap i don't need..."
flu-ish symptoms caused by excessive wine drinking; a hangover
When Susanna called in sick after an evening of binge drinking, her colleagues suspected she had a case of wine flu.