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Absence from school/work the day after an all nighter/ midnight showing of a blockbuster film (usually based on a grapic novel such as Watchmen).
"I came down with a bad case of Nerd Flu after the midnight showing of X-Men Origins: Wolverine on Thursday."
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When a man ejaculates on his partners facial area, causing a string of his own semen to hang from her nose resembling mucus.
Dude Tony gave Brenda the Italian flu last night. The bitch needed a box of Kleenex by the time he was done.
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The practice of calling off work for the local baseball team's opening day or leaving work to go drinking or engage in other inappropriate practices while still on the clock. Very common among union workers at automotive plants in Detroit.
Aw dang, man. Joe done took off with that skeezy bitch from outside Hooters. He gonna call off tomorrow with Detroit Flu, fo shure!
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A martial art that involves 1 - 14 days of destroying toilets via one's excreta due to viral infection.
Dave's bathroom has been unusable since he started practicing shit flu.
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-A blanket term for any venereal disease specifically in woman pertaining to the vagina, this can include but not limited to things such as: ( Chlamydia, Gonorrhea, Herpes, HPV )
- It can also be interchanged to fit male venereal diseases as to which you would call it “The bussy flu”
“Oh yeah I was gonna try to sleep with Becky but I heard that she has the pussy flu, so I decided not to touch her”
When you are so hungover, you just can’t even. Symptoms include being too hot, shaking, puffy face, and inability to sit still or sleep but also inability to move or get up. Pairs with whining, ruining everyone else’s fun, and thinking you’re going to die. Frequently occurs on the last day of a binge-drinking vacation. No amount of water helps. Drinking more will sometimes help reduce symptoms but prolongs the sickness.
Mark: “i think something is wrong with me. I can’t eat this and I’m too hot. I am never drinking again”
Ryan: “Sounds like you got a case of bitch flu. Shut up and get over it. Have some vodka.”
Making out with someone who is sick, which then gets you sick.
Neil has been out from school all week because he caught the Sooksieness Flu from Karah.