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When something is totally supery-dupery gay, you can say that it's "as queer as a football bat." Because you don't use a bat in football. See also, tennis helmet.
I'm thinking of switching to FaceBook 'cuz MicePace is getting gayer than a football bat.
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Hey, you're his best friend, what's a synonym for Robert Wood? Soccer player?
Fuck no, Robert Wood means football player, and if you don't believe me, his best friend, just check Urban Dictionary.
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One of the best college football teams. Hadn't lost in years until the Rose Bowl against the Texas Longhorns. Still one of the best college football teams in the nation.
-Change the channel!! Why watch this trash when you can watch USC football!!?
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when mike is playing football he gets tackled, his legs go out and he makes a wet fart noise
aww did you see that wicked football queef by mike
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Huge blokes running around in tights with a shitload of armor.
The pads are apprently used to protect 300 lb men from 300 lb men. Seems silly really. Whats the difference between that and a 200lb men hitting 200lb men. They seem to pull it off downunder in that AFL game and rugby.
Somehow named "Football" when the entire game consists of throwing and tackling with the occasional "Foot to ball" contact.
Game follows a distinct pattern. "4 seconds of gameplay, 30 seconds of ads, 20 seconds of commentators rambling crap... 4 seconds of gameplay" etc etc etc
Seems to collect large crowds of men who would rather watch big men in tights then spend some time having fun with their family.
"Wow did you see that awesome sequence of ads the other day, swear i caught a climpse of men in tights"
"I could help my son with his school project that means something, instead im going to go to "The Game" and drink my self silly with other men who prefer to be away from their loved ones"
"Wow, American Football is very cool, ask Miley Cyrus"
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Children who partake in the sport of football while on the beach of a lake and/or ocean, or anytime outside of an organised sporting event of football.Often seen wearing polos or sweater vests and sporting sideways caps and pooka shell necklaces. They are also known to listen to undesirable music including but not limited too: SouljaBoy (and any other of the newest rappers of the like)Eminem etc.
Sometimes mistaken for Wiggers
James,Harris is an example of a football kids, though he has recently been weakened by us crucifying 1 set of his pooka shells in the waters of the pacific, unfortunately not long after that the replacement shells were safely around is neck.
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In high school, they are stereotyped for being big and dumb, but a majority of them are not anything like these. Football players don't just work out and bang girls, they also have to deal with asshole teachers about homework and deal with all the stupid kids at school that were too weak or scared to play football. Also, football players have to stay strong and practice in order to be good. Being a football player is more than just winning games, its about teamwork and intelligence to be a true football player. There will always be the true sterotype football player who dates cheerleaders and is stupid but that only represents a fraction of us all, being a football player myself.
1. Guy 1: That guy plays soccer doesn't he?
2. Guy 2: Hell no, hes way to big and strong for soccer, hes a football player.
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