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Biscuit Fail

When a cream filled biscuit goes wrong, and the top side (the bit with the pattern/logo etc) is round the wrong way ie creamside down, and the bottom is on the top. Could also be called biscuit malfunaction.

"Shit whats going on this whole packet of Oreos are all round the wrong way" "Severe Biscuit Fail"

by GoldenBarrel November 20, 2009


Smart failing

When a smart person says they’re failing but they get a 97%

Dumb person: Awh shoot I’m going to fail this test

Smart person: Same :(

Dumb person: But im actually failing it, you’re just smart failing

by Yodellegend April 16, 2018


Fail Crane

When a crane on a truck tips over, destroying something. Fail Cranes have the ability to be auto-uploaded to failblog without anyone taking any pictures.

John: DUDE! Check out that fail crane on route 80! Im uploading this pic to failblog.
Peter: Nawz dude its a fail crane. Its auto-uploaded. Shithead.

by paulkk August 21, 2010


Netflix & fail

When you are trying to Netflix and chill, but you get caught up in the movie and miss your chance to "chill".

Last night was a Netflix & Fail. We watched 6 episodes She-ra and no booty.

by Black Topper October 28, 2017


AI Fail

AI Fail:
The artificial intelligence (ai) of a game failing to do what its supposed to to, glitching out, or possibly getting stuck behind or in walls.

AI: *shoots own ally*
(It's supposed to shoot you)
Ai: *cant get unstuck from wall)
Those are examples of AI Fails

by DodzX June 5, 2011


fail-a-thon

one epic fail followed by another; can be long term or short term

Dude your life is just one huge fail-a-thon

by Bboy519 August 2, 2010

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Fail-Thunder

The repetition of glorious, unsuccessful actions; or being on a roll of "fail".

Kyle: Fail
Kyle: Fail
Kyle: Fail
Katie: Fail

Kyle: Hey! Don't steal my Fail-Thunder

by blahblahbleep May 27, 2010