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When you think you are constipated, but are actually having diarrhea.
"My but was sore from the frozen beans"
"Frozen Mochi" is when to stick dry ice in your partner's mouth and anal cavity. (If your partner is a male use liquid nitrogen in their urethra) and then finally cum in each of their holes to complete your "frozen mochi".
Nigga stop before i give you FROZEN MOCHI
This occurs when a mans genitalia gets so cold that it is nearly frozen solid.
I am so fucking cold man! We need to hurry up and get back home so I can start trying to thaw out my dicksicle and frozen ball surprise!
A frozen shit used as a dildo 🤤
Hey Kajy did you have fun with the frozen igloo last night.
The greatest ship there ever was.
Person A: "I love Frozen Blade"
Person B: "Wow you too?"
Its when you flavor your condom with ketchup, then equipping it, then sticking it in the freezer and falling asleep with your dick in the freezer and condom still on.
David: Oh man, did you see the game the other night?
John: No, sorry dude, i was busy doing my own thing and i ended up pulling a frozen hotdog.
David: Aw shit man, your girl must've enjoyed it!
The cheapest, shittiest of hotdogs. Truly scraping the bottom of the barrel.
This frozen hotdog tastes like shit, smells like shit, looks like shit, and probably is a shit.